第一百九十八章月老想要证明姻缘红绳效果杠杠的(1 / 1)

【784岁,薛丁山樊梨花原本就是天定姻缘,月老还用姻缘红绳把薛丁山樊梨花缠了三千遍,无论从哪方面分析,薛丁山樊梨花都应该顺理成章走到一起,然而事情的发展就是这么出乎意料,薛丁山樊梨花竟然反目成仇不欢而散了。三界神仙都开始质疑月老的专业水准,这让月老感觉到非常愤怒。月老的第一反应是增加姻缘红绳的数量,三千不够就三万,三万不够就三十万,三十万不够就三百万,直到量变引起质变,但没过多久月老就改变主意了,因为这么做无异于告诉三界神仙,单个姻缘红绳的效果微乎其微,这简直就是自扇耳光。月老经过短暂的思考之后,最终决定引入变量,反正薛丁山樊梨花都已经闹掰了,已经不可能有更差的结果了,于是月老用姻缘红绳,给薛丁山绑了一堆红颜知己,再给樊梨花绑了一堆仰慕者,然后坐等无数痴男怨女表演,通过这些乱七八糟的情情爱爱,证明姻缘红绳不是没有效果的,只是薛丁山樊梨花比较特殊,所以才出现了微小概率的误差而已!】

【785岁,唐太宗李世民想要班师回朝,然而三十万大军刚走出锁阳城,就遇到窦仙童的伏击了。隋唐乱世的时候,李世民带领精兵强将斩杀了乱世诸侯窦建德,窦建德的女儿窦仙童流落到了棋盘山,隐居在棋盘山上的南华老仙觉得窦仙童天赋异禀,就把窦仙童收为徒弟了。南华老仙曾经在春秋战国时期以鬼谷子的身份著称于世,棋盘山的名字来源于天地为棋盘众生为棋子,窦仙童继承了鬼谷派纵横家的精髓,左手后天至宝合纵剑,右手后天至宝连横剑,绝对算得上是一夫当关万夫莫开。樊梨花连续出战十三次,愣是无法击退窦仙童。樊梨花的第一反应是跑到火云洞请求颛顼大帝的帮忙,但颛顼大帝认为不久之前,曳影之剑干掉了百万黄巾力士,这就相当于在三界无数神仙的面前,颛顼大帝落了南华老仙的面子,已经足以抵消黄巾起义摧毁大汉王朝国运金龙的因果了,因此拒绝再次出手。颛顼大帝提醒樊梨花,窦仙童是来找李世民报杀父之仇的,这是天经地义的因果,普通神仙是不会轻易出手的,让樊梨花从大唐王朝想办法,而不是要总想着依赖神仙中人!】

【786岁,窦仙童左手后天至宝合纵剑右手后天至宝连横剑,这简直就是摆明了告诉大唐王朝的文臣武将,让薛丁山樊梨花联手击退窦仙童,这显然就是给薛丁山樊梨花创造培养感情的机会,但事情的发展显然不会这么简单。薛丁山与樊梨花曾经拔剑相向不分胜负,樊梨花连续出战十三次未能击败窦仙童,薛丁山觉得若能一战击败窦仙童,立刻就能通过战绩对比,把樊梨花踩在脚下。好胜心切的薛丁山,提着万兽獠牙之剑,策马狂奔冲到了窦仙童面前,然后就尴尬了。月老的姻缘红绳出现效果了,薛丁山越看越觉得窦仙童漂亮,而窦仙童越看越觉得薛丁山英俊,薛丁山刚说了几句场面话,窦仙童立刻就提出了议和条件。群雄逐鹿,成王败寇,李世民杀了窦建德,站在大义的角度上是正确的,站在小节的角度上是错误的,所以窦仙童就站在大义的角度上,不杀李世民以免天下动荡,但却站在小节的角度上,要在窦建德的衣冠冢前,给李世民的龙袍三十大板。李世民出于大局考虑,同意了窦仙童的要求。然后……薛丁山窦仙童就合情合理的恋爱了!】

【787岁,月老牵了无数姻缘红绳,归根究底是想要撮合薛丁山樊梨花,因此薛丁山窦仙童的爱情,显然不可能顺风顺水。在无数神仙的默许下,薛仁贵终于来到了锁阳城。薛仁贵作为大唐王朝的平辽王,对于大唐王朝忠心耿耿,而窦仙童作为窦建德的女儿,不但在锁阳城外伏击大唐王朝的军队,还在窦建德的衣冠冢前,打了李世民的龙袍三十大板,显然就是大唐王朝的敌人。薛仁贵怒斥薛丁山,作为大唐王朝的忠臣良将,没有恪守主辱臣死的规矩,就已经是没有尽到忠臣本分了,如果与窦仙童喜结连理,这就是背叛大唐窝藏反贼,于是义正言辞的拆散了薛丁山与窦仙童。由于薛丁山身上的姻缘红绳实在是太多了,窦仙童只是其中之一而已,于是薛丁山理所当然的想起了忠孝仁义,与窦仙童正式决裂!】

【788岁,窦仙童怒不可遏,再次堵住了锁阳城。薛仁贵原本是打算亲自出手击溃窦仙童的,但天命克制薛仁贵的李道宗出场了。李道宗直接扔出了王炸,诬陷薛仁贵准备造反。薛仁贵作为平辽王,在大唐东方的天山地带,驻扎着三十万大军。锁阳城位于大唐王朝的西方,如果薛仁贵继续统领锁阳城三十万大军,那就是东西两侧各有三十万大军,两面夹击制霸中原的战略意图就非常明朗了。自古以来关于造反的事情,从来都是宁可信其有不可信其无的,于是唐太宗李世民出于谨慎起见,让薛仁贵赋闲在家闭门思过!】

【789岁,薛仁贵是平辽王,樊洪是西凉寒江关守将,薛丁山是将门虎子,樊梨花是将门虎女,薛仁贵越想越觉得薛丁山樊梨花就是天造地设的一对。樊梨花单挑打不过窦仙童,薛丁山单挑打不过窦仙童,薛丁山樊梨花联手就能打败窦仙童,薛仁贵越想越觉得这就是天意。薛仁贵本着父母之命媒妁之言的传统观念,立刻给樊洪写信提亲。薛仁贵在大唐王朝的东方,樊洪在大唐王朝的西方,薛仁贵的儿子薛丁山,樊洪的女儿樊梨花,简直就是东西合璧,樊洪立刻就欣然同意了!】

【790岁,薛丁山与窦仙童的情窦初开仿佛还在昨日,突然就传出了薛丁山与樊梨花有了父母之命媒妁之言,窦仙童的满腔怒火立刻就对准了樊梨花。窦仙童左手后天至宝合纵剑右手后天至宝连横剑,冲进锁阳城里就想要杀掉樊梨花。窦仙童与樊梨花交战的时候,大唐王朝的精兵强将围了起来,眼看着窦仙童身陷重围,极有可能遭到围攻,薛丁山顿时就感动的稀里哗啦,窦仙童为了爱情奋不顾身,薛丁山下意识就想要出手,先联合窦仙童击退樊梨花,然后再带着窦仙童远走高飞,关键时刻杨藩赶来了。窦仙童对战樊梨花,薛丁山对战杨藩,打的是热火朝天,三界神仙看的是有滋有味!】

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