第一百八十七章 头放缝纫机上给你跑一趟(1 / 1)
小师妹靠发疯文学带飞全宗门
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1041 字
2023-09-28
曲云阳据理力争:“小师妹你也不是不知道四师弟脸皮薄,他有话想说又不好意思说,他是有点事希望你帮他参考参考,为这事儿他已经辗转反侧好久了。”“嗯......我辗转反侧好久了。”江行舟被曲云阳不按套路出牌给吓得懵逼,但人是需要鼓起勇气的。他只能顺着曲云阳的话说下去。云晓沉思,四师兄不会还在对师父图谋不轨吧??她凑近了一点江行舟,近得能看清少年纤长卷翘的睫毛:“你说。”“你说。”曲云阳凑旁边小声瞎哔哔。江行舟看了他们一眼。四人组很遗憾,只能陆陆续续鬼鬼祟祟离开,继而齐刷刷趴在院子背面的墙头竖起耳朵听。江行舟眼神十分深情落在眼前的白衣少女身上:“小师妹。”“下次吃饭的时候,我想出现在白家餐桌上。”“我家不吃人。”云晓瞬间给出回答。江行舟:?墙头四人组也急了,小师妹她没脑子啊!江行舟心梗了一下,只能继续——“小师妹,你知道你是哪里人吗?”按照书上所说,小师妹不管回复天剑宗还是白家,他都可以说是他的心上人。他心里疯狂娇羞打滚!!!啊啊啊啊啊!!!他在跟小师妹表白啊啊啊啊!!!!即将成功啦!!!!!!云晓思考了一下:“孤儿吧,总不能说云渺那老东西。”江行舟僵住:?云晓接着脱口而出:“说不定我是沙雕星球的人呢?可以天天垒沙雕哈哈哈哈哈......”墙头上的四人组面面相觑。简千潇悠悠来了一句:“我终于知道小师妹这个物种为什么没人能追走了。”他和曲云阳交换眼神:“小师妹她是纯种沙雕!”四人围观沉默异常,再齐刷刷看向院子中央不舍不弃的江行舟:“......”此时院子外路过的温郸也听到一点,又拿起了日记本唰唰唰的写:【十一月初,晴,清风宗又在发疯了。】【江行舟居然想出现在餐桌上逼着云晓吃人,宗主你大概不知道这是多么惊悚的一幕。】情话说不通之后,江行舟决定兵行险着,身体力行的告诉云晓他绝对绝对不喜欢师父。江行舟抿了抿唇,搂住云晓的腰准备壁咚。云晓目光忽然落在他耳垂上。“四师兄,你有没有觉得你耳朵上多了点什么?”江行舟:“???”“我摸摸。”正说着话,云晓一只手直接捏住他的耳朵一蹦三尺高!“四师兄你花那钱去打一个耳洞多不划算,你等等,屋里有个缝纫机,你把头放缝纫机上我给你跑一趟!”江行舟:!!!!!!“四师兄你别跑!”“我这不是耳洞,只是被扎到了!”云晓脑袋一秒转弯:“你让容嬷嬷扎了还想扎我?!”江行舟:!!!【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈几岁的逆子怎么可能讲得过几十岁的逆子哈哈哈!!!!】【江行舟你把脑袋摘下来她真能一个洞一个洞给你打!】【云晓:刁民休想害我!!!】【哈哈哈哈哈哈云晓太聪明怎么办?】【这个出发点是好的,先别出发了】【浪漫绝缘体】【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈月老扯的钢筋红线都被云晓拧断了!】【江行舟:我说我只是想来一个壁咚你信吗?】云晓当即从墙壁和江行舟中间倒着爬出来。同一时刻,她看见院子上面趴了一排的师兄,有些懵逼。旺旺嗷嗷叫:“女人!有其他亲传在往院子这边过来了!”还有十米!距离越来越近了!云晓还是倒着双手双脚着地的情况,她也着急:“不行!!!我腰扭了!!!起不来!!!”江行舟:???墙上的师兄们:???旺旺:!!!“啊啊啊啊啊女人你快起来啊!”旺旺也急了:“女
人你要让别人看笑话了!”云晓:“啊啊啊啊啊我真的起不来!”还不等几个师兄一起想办法,院子外逐渐出现了人的脚步声。“云晓肯定有什么独家方式获胜!”为首的声音听起来就是白巡的。云晓视线从大师兄二师兄三师兄四师兄身上飞快掠过。“快快快!”她瞬间出声:“快把缝纫机搬出来,不然今天面子里子都没了!”几个师兄疯狂窜进屋里搬出缝纫机给云晓。距离白巡踏入院子还有三米。两米!旺旺:“啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!快快快!”云晓双手双脚疯狂窜动到缝纫机边上。恰好这时,白巡踏进了院子,他眼神下意识就寻找云晓的位置。结果就看见清风宗四个师兄都非常真诚的对着缝纫机上香。为首的云晓更是双手双脚着地领头,像是在举行某种神秘的仪式。“你们在干什么?”白巡狗狗祟祟开始观察,恨不得拿上放大镜。果然云晓这个死变态有特别的能力,他们居然在祭祀缝纫机!这一定是个非同寻常的物体!不行!他一定要打探到真相!“兄弟,朋友一生一起走,那些隐瞒不该有!”白巡想了想眯眼看向云晓:“透露一下?”“你又不是清风宗的。”曲云阳虚伪的直接拒绝白巡:“我们可是要跟着小师妹做动作的......”感觉自己被无视的白巡炸了:“嘿!这我会!”白巡强行让自己的老腰做出了云晓同款动作!啊哈!祭祀缝纫机的仪式et!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!说不定还能窃取云晓的成果!耶耶耶耶耶耶耶!!!!!双手双脚着地的云晓心里在蹦迪!云晓:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!旺旺:“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!”“你怎么能这样呢?”曲云阳皱眉惊呼:“这可是我们的仪式!大师兄二师兄三师兄四师弟就剩最后一个位置了!”“啊?”简千潇‘急急忙忙’:“我来......”“大哥!”白巡急冲冲截断他的话:“快来!!!”白越也从院子外一窜而起:“俺来也!!!”两兄弟齐刷刷向后下腰双手双脚着地围着缝纫机转圈圈——“幸运是我们的啦!!!!”
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