今天宗门发生了毒气泄露。本宗主再三强调,越是魔宗,越是要加强安全工作。有好几个魔修中毒。还好在猥琐丹奋力的抢救下。他们总算保住了全尸!——取自天地无上圣魔,张魔神《我的日记》第四千三百二十八篇熊无敌与妙离都在旁轻轻鼓掌。俩人都惊住了,原来宗主的文化水平如此之“高”啊!大开眼界!张莫满意的收回笔墨,今天这诗气势很足啊,至少能卖给云扇公子三千两。正说着,只见白面迅速跑了过来。“长老,出事了!”白面跑到面前,突然发现张莫也在,赶紧再行礼道:“见过宗主。”张莫皱眉问道:“出什么事了?这里还能出什么事,是不是有人不服管教啊!我告诉你,对待这种不服管教的,你就得削他,正面削,反面再削。得把他反叛的小树枝都给他削了。人不修理不直溜,小树不修他老欠揍。哪天不注意,他哐一脚就把你的茅厕门给踹开了,根本不在乎你有没有拉完啊……“白面听的微微张开嘴巴。宗主在说啥呢?为什么如此激动。对了,我要汇报啥来着?被宗主这么一打岔,我咋有点想不起来了。白面怔了一会儿,方才想起来大事。赶忙道:“宗主,长老,刚刚有个黄色的身影,刷一下就穿过了几道大阵,数个陷阱,连小寰天都没控制住他。现在这道黄色身影,直奔维龙山的山顶而去!”“什么?怎么会出现这种事!”“魂宗难道还有高手,这是过来救援魂宗宗主了吗?”熊无敌与妙离登时大骇。张莫则听着不太对劲。轻声问道:“等会儿,你刚刚说的黄色身影,是不是远看像个人,近看像棵树,仔细一看,他不人不树。”白面闻言连连点头:“对,对,对。宗主您果然是神机妙算。是不是您早就知道是谁来救魂宗宗主了,他是什么魔?树魔吗?”张莫瞪眼道:“他是本宗主的好大儿,捣蛋的小树苗,小黄!”“小……黄?”“好大儿?”熊无敌与妙离皆震惊不已。这才几个月的时间,宗主儿子都有了?还叫小黄?还长得像一颗树?那孩子的亲娘岂不是……熊无敌不敢再想了,树上有个洞这种画面太变态,提都不敢提啊!妙离更是在心中只有两个字。“牛逼!”宗主就是宗主,这品味,一般人不敢揣摩。不过这玩意儿到底是怎么个生产过程呢?妙离感觉自己错过了很多啊!这种事,几千年都不一定能见一回,太可惜了!白面看着张莫,嘴唇颤抖道:“宗主,您的意思是,刚刚嗖一下过去的,是他娘的……少主?”张莫指着白面道:“我知道你很激动,但你他娘的不要在本宗主面前说他娘的明白没有你他娘的。”白面连连点头,接着轻声道:“宗主,那要怎么处理,不管吗?”张莫瞪眼道:“管,怎么不管。没听本宗主刚才说的吗?小树不修老欠揍。派几个魔修上去,把他给我逮住,然后带过来。今天本宗主要好好给他上一课,让他知道人类还有烧柴这一项残酷的刑罚,快去!”“是,宗主!”白面赶忙离去。张莫转头看向妙离跟熊无敌,见俩人表情怪异,眼神猥琐,就知道这俩人肯定就往歪处想了。“咳咳,本宗主要是告诉你们。其实呢,这个小黄,它是种出来的,你们信吗?”熊无敌连连点头道:“宗主我信。您说什么我都信。”妙离也跟着道:“宗主,不解释,彪悍的人生,不需要解释。”张莫点点头,还好,自己的下属还是能听得进去人话的。此时,熊无敌与妙离却是退后几步,连眼神带比划。“孩子他娘太惨了!”“是啊,听宗主这意思,用完就甩了。”“是啊,种出来的,看这词,真魔修啊!”“要不说人家是大魔头呢!”……<
/br>这边,维龙山上。黄金树小黄已经来到了擎天塔外。此处云雾汇聚,清风徐徐,缓缓流转。擎天塔在云雾的衬托下,犹如云中之塔,仙之秘境。小黄左右观瞧,也没看到塔里面有什么人。“大魔头呢?不是说这里困着一个大魔头吗?”小黄反正是一点都不怕。开玩笑,他从出生开始,就是在魔头堆里长起来的。他能怕什么魔头!他只在老李的身上学到一句话。魔头越是大,钱财越不差。翻译过来就是,钱财越不差,魔头越是大。搞钱,必须搞钱。老爹太抠门了,一点小钱钱都舍不得,还得是我自己来找啊!大魔头,你在哪呢?小黄直接就往塔里进,结果刚来到门口。就感觉一道无形之墙,挡住了他的脚步。哎呦?有秘境,跟老爹炼壶一样的秘境!小黄伸出手,从手指之间蓦地放出细小的树枝,然后一点点钻了进去。“还挺硬!”小黄咧了咧嘴,吐掉了嘴里的黑风叶。接着用尽全力,只见他的面前开始缓缓打开一个细小的裂缝。等裂缝有约莫一指来宽,一寸来长时。突兀的,小黄直接全身都变成了一根细小的树枝,直接钻了进去。宛如面条一样扭动了几下,便穿过了那细小的缝隙。眼前一片五光十色,扭曲了好一阵之后。小黄终于落地,然后树枝重新拉伸,变回普通模样。再从屁股后面的洞里拿出藏好的黑风叶,在身上用力一划,当场点燃。深嘬一口,吞云吐雾。区区秘境,还想挡本少主,做梦!四处一看,这里赫然是一片破碎的空间。除了惨白的墙壁与地面之外,就全然是漆黑的裂缝。再往前看去,一道身影端坐。黑衣如墨,气息全无。在他的身边,一团黑色的光与一团白色的光,正在不断碰撞,不断试着接触。这是在修炼?小黄看不懂,但不代表他不敢靠近。大魔头,你的钱财在哪里?
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