人生很多重要问题答案其实都是略。譬如,明天会更好吗?略。我能活的很开心吗?略我真的能成功吗?略。仿佛上苍就是在伸着舌、头嘲讽你。略略略略……——取自天地无上圣魔,张魔神《我的日记》第六千一百九十一篇郡守府。伟大的张宗主心情不太好,郁闷了小半天。花了这么大代价弄来的新招,感觉没什么用啊。他仔细又研究了一下关于此招的发动条件。杀意?意思大概就是必须得碰到对他有杀意的人,此招才能顺利发动。而发动的结果就是,本来对他就有杀意的人,就会跑过来杀他。并且随着他瞪着对方,看的时间越久,对方就变得越强。呃,怎么感觉又是个自杀的技能呢!魔神手里到底有没有点好货!没好货就不要出来丢人了好吗?我呸!吃完中午饭,张莫决定还是得再试试。也许说不定大概可能或者……哎,总不能不用吧,那不太亏了。叫上肉球给自己当护卫,张莫开始在郡守府内闲逛。见人就瞪眼,逢人便开启杀意暴、动,我就不信了,宗门内真就一片祥和?就没有一个半个想杀本宗主上位的人吗?你们这帮人也实在太没有理想了吧,得上进,不能躺平啊,骚年们!来吧,想杀我吧,那个人别走,让我看看你是不是想杀我!张莫怪异的表现很快就在魔修之中传开。“宗主最近有点变态啊,逢人就瞪眼,我感觉他是垂涎我的美貌,我得躲着点。”“你有个屁的美貌,鼻毛比头发都长,滚蛋吧你。明明宗主是饿了,正在挑谁好吃呢,看瞪着那两个小绿眼,都饿极了!”“是嘛,那更得躲了啊。”“谁说不是呢。我听说宗主连茅厕都去了。当时在蹲茅厕的老五都吓傻了,屎都缩回去了!”“太变态了,怎么会有这么变态的宗主。啧啧,我喜欢!”“都放什么屁呢,宗主这是在练瞪眼神功呢。都配合着点,少逼逼!”……传言各种版本,飞速散播。到了晚上,张莫随便拽住一个魔修,开始瞪眼。然后令人惊讶的事情发生了,那魔修直接一脸羞红,然后撅起了屁股。“宗主,请慢用。不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我!”张莫都懵了,一脚将他踹飞。什么狗屁玩意儿,现在宗门内变态有点太多了吧,得好好整治了。再见到一个扫地的,张莫刚一瞪眼,对方就直接捂住胸口。然后慢慢一点点躺倒在地。“哎呀,哎呀。好疼啊,疼死我了。是哪位英俊潇洒帅气逼人至高无上的存在,用威猛无敌强大可怕神鬼莫测的功法命中了我啊!要死,要死,要死。”说着这位还故意咬破嘴唇吐出两口鲜血,一脸虚弱的倒地,就等着看张莫满意的表情。但张莫此时的脸色却直接垮了下来。你跟我装啥呢?你倒地的时候还故意把地面都擦干净了好吗?你演技这么好,为什么不去当卧底!转头,张莫对着肉球道:“把他送去正道联军,想办法交给黑袍当手下。”肉球朗声应是,对面这位则一脸懵。啥情况,宗主不该奖赏我吗?怎么突然就要跟着黑袍长老混了啊。等等,黑袍长老手下有活人回来过吗?不!宗主,我为宗门立过功,我为宗门流过血(还是刚流的),您不能这么对我!未等他哭嚎,肉球便已然将他拖走了。想来凭借着这位出色的演技,他一定能在黑袍手下混得很好的。嗯,应该是吧。我果然是这么人才尽用的宗主!顺了顺心口的气,张莫猛地看到杨硕怒气冲冲的快步走了过来。一边走,还在一边骂手下。“废物,都是废物。查了这么多天,硬是半点线索都没有。人没逮住也就算了
,连记号都看不懂。一个个还跟我吹牛皮,什么老魔修了,还一眼毒了,都是废物!”杨硕猛地一转头,刚好看到张莫。立即杨硕变化脸色,恭敬的来到张莫身边。“见过宗主!”张莫笑着道:“老杨你最近很忙啊。”杨硕顿时脸色露出几分尴尬之色道:“禀宗主,属下无用。明明知道宗门内定然有奸细,但就是抓不出来。”“哦,奸细。”张莫眼睛一亮,似乎正好是他新招的用武之地。摸了摸下巴,张莫道:“你把所有被怀疑的,都给我拉到前院去,我来帮你找!”杨硕惊讶道:“宗主你有办法?”张莫笑道:“反正闲来无事,抓个奸细玩玩么。快点的,别耽误我睡觉。”“是,宗主!”杨硕面色微喜,既然有宗主亲自出手,那抓奸细,还不是手到擒来。“听到了吗?干活,把那些混蛋,都给我弄到前院去,一个都不许少。敢不来的,就地拿下!”“是!”命令下达,整个郡守府顿时都沸腾了起来。“听说了吗?宗主要亲自抓奸细了。”“是吗?那有好戏看了啊!”“杨大长老花了几天,屁都没找出一个,宗主怎么就有把握找到!”“谁知道,也许咱们的宗主大人,有看穿人心的能力呗。”“卧槽,那也太可怕了吧。那岂不是宗主大人就知道我拉屎不用纸了。”“什么?你刚刚说什么?”“没什么,你听错了。”……偏院,老狗正在跟老李下棋,两人正聚精会神,看着棋盘久久不语。片刻之后,老李方才拿着棋子回神道:“到底该谁下了?”老狗瞪眼道:“不是该你吗?卧槽,你不早说啊。我还等你呢!”外面一片喧哗,一名魔修轻轻敲门。“李长老,狗爷,宗主大人要前院捉奸,您看,要去观赏吗?”老李皱眉道:“捉奸?我都在这呢,捉谁的奸?”老狗倒是反应了过来道:“捉奸细吧。最近老杨正忙这个呢。看来是惊动宗主了!”“那,去看看?”老李问道。老狗放下棋子,道:“当然要看。我很想知道,宗主用什么方法捉奸细呢。”
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