第543章 歪理歪说(1 / 1)
极品小仙医
白龙秀才
1149 字
2023-09-19
听了田小海的话,展碧云气得咬牙切齿,忍不住破口骂了一句:“太可恶了,抓住了那人,一定要将他碎尸万段。”郭大师也义愤填膺地拿起木人就往大石块上砸了下去。“啪!”木人击打在石块上,顿时断成两截,忽见断头的部分猛地弹了起来,对着郭大师的额头处飞了过去。“哎哟!”郭大师一声惨呼,当即用手捂住了脑袋,鲜血立马涌了出来。“我的妈呀,咋还出血了?”郭大师展开手掌一瞧,是满掌的鲜血。“大爷的,一个烂木头人,竟然把老子的脑袋打破了。看我不踩扁你。”郭大师气得咬牙切齿,抬腿就要对着那只木人踩下去。“别动,千万别乱来。这玩意,已经形成阴煞之气了,虽然没有生命,形成的气场却很邪门。”田小海一脸认真地朝郭大师劝道:“你别乱动,我来破了它。来,你先用这些乌叶鸡血草咀碎了止血吧!”说着,他从锦囊里取了乌叶鸡血草,朝郭大师递了过去。郭大师只好照做。“妈呀,太吓人了!”展碧云看到血就怕,连忙转身抱住了田小海。“妹子,别紧张,我先把这煞破了。”田小海抱着展碧云,在一旁放了下来,旋即在地面上画了一个圈圈在正中间写了一个大大地雷字,然后又朝一旁的郭大师喊道:“郭大师,去找九根干柴来,我要把这些东西烧了。”“好!”郭大师转身便离开了。田小海先将那一块金条收了起来,旋即又将尸骨节和木人铁链等,堆在一块儿,又将包包里的沈菲菲的内衣裤统统取了出来,倒在地了地上。片刻,郭大师捡来了九根干柴,田小海将沈菲菲的内衣裤堆在了上边。“喂!田小海你怎么把沈菲菲的内衣裤烧了?”展碧云一脸好奇道。“哈哈!妹子,这你就不懂吧!”一旁的郭大师笑着接腔道:“这些玩意,可是沈小姐穿过的,沾了当红大主播的一丝鸿运和香气,是我让她特意带来破煞的。这玩意可灵验了。”“不会吧!穿过的女人内衣裤还能破煞?”展碧云一脸惊讶地望向了田小海:“真的假的?”“郭大师说可以,应该就可以吧!”田小海笑着答道:“不过,我有另外的想法,那就是,沈菲菲这些天都被鬼压床了。压她的那一股邪气,应该也熟悉她身上的味道了。而留下一些带有她体香味儿的内衣裤在这儿,可以起到一定的迷惑作用。呆会儿,我用一把火把这玩意给烧了,那一股邪气也就随着破灭了。简单的说,就是用沈菲菲的体香味儿,迷惑住那一股邪气,不让他逃跑。方才我画的圈圈,可不是随手画的,那是按照五雷符的画法来画的,同时具有神罚之力。能够将邪气困在里头。当然,邪气太强的话,也有可能会逃出,所以我要借用沈沈的衣物来迷惑它。”“太好了,田小海我看好你!”展碧云一脸激动地朝田小海竖起了大拇指。“先看看效果吧!”田小海微笑着,又在圈圈的四周分别写下了五个雷字。他掏出打火机,对着沈菲菲的内衣裤便烧了起来,随着火苗的变大,火堆很快烧了起来,越烧越旺,紧接着便听到一阵噼哩啪啦的声音。“太好玩了!”火光照映在展碧云的脸上,宛如夏季的朝霞。她高兴得像个顽皮的小女孩,不停地拍着双手,一个劲地叫好。郭大师也笑了,时不时还用木棍扒拉着火堆里,那些没有烧化的女性内衣裤。“这老色批,想干嘛呢?没事扒拉这玩意干嘛?”展碧云往田小海的耳边凑了过来,小声嘀咕道:“她不会是想看人家沈菲菲穿的是啥牌子吧!”“我哪知道,你自己问他去啊!”田小海无语地笑了笑道。正说着,忽听火堆里倏地一下蹿出一道火光,紧接着传来一阵“噼啪”的响声,继而从火光中传来一阵男人的闷哼声。“啊…痛…”田小海眉头紧锁,就在火光蹿出的一刹那,他貌似看到有一道细微的青烟,往郭大师那边飘忽过去,只是一眨眼的功夫,青烟便不见了踪影。闻言,展碧云吓了一跳,连忙转身抱住了田小海:“有鬼,有鬼,刚才我好像听到了一个男人在喊痛。”“我也听到了!”郭大师也吓了一跳,连忙将手中的木棍丢了。田小海脸色阴沉,朝郭大师扫了一眼道:“郭大师,刚才是你发出的声音吧!”“没有啊!我没有发出声音啊!”郭大师连连摇头道。“田小海,快,快抱我回去。”展碧云吓瑟瑟
发抖,连忙抱着田小海的脖子,往他耳边凑了过来小声道:“田小海,刚才的声音好像是个年轻男人的声音。不是你的,也不是郭大师的。肯定是鬼,妈呀!太吓人了,快抱我回去。我要回帐篷。”“你等等!郭大师有凶兆!”田小海抱着展碧云往郭大师的身旁靠近了一些,仔细打量着他的额头,很快便看到郭大师的印堂穴上荡起了一抹乌青。“不会吧!我额头上有凶兆了?完了,完了,这下怕是要撞鬼了。”郭大师吓得两腿发软,只见他朝左右瞄了瞄,立马弯腰从一旁的草丛里摸出了一件红色的女性内衣,旋即又取出了一把剪刀。“郭大师,你这是干嘛?”看到郭大师拿着女人内衣的样子,田小海很是好奇。“老弟不好意思,请原谅我的贪婪,刚才我趁你不注意的时候。偷偷,拿了一件沈小姐的内衣藏在草丛中,我寻思着这玩意,破煞的效果好。毕竟是当红大主播穿过的,一定沾了不少的好运气,所以我就偷偷藏起来了。”郭大师一脸尴尬地挤出微笑道:“田先生,求原谅!”“不是,我不是怪你私藏了沈小姐的内衣。我只是觉得你藏这玩意有啥用?真能破煞?”田小海冷笑道。他倒有点担心郭大师有什么不良嗜好。比如拿去幻想,然后做点啥。“当然!”郭大师微微一笑,拿起剪刀,便对着沈菲菲的内衣,在两边各剪了两个洞,旋即戴在了脑袋上,一脸微笑道:“田小海看到没,这就叫做破除凶兆,我今晚只要戴着这玩意睡上一夜,就没事了。额头上的青印肯定会消失。”田小海忍不住笑了,点了点头道:“行,你可以试试。要是成功了,我请你喝酒。不过,有麻烦了,你还是赶紧喊我吧!一个小时之内,我应该还不会睡。”说完,他微笑着转过脸朝展碧云喊道:“走吧!我现在送你回帐篷。”“田小海我害怕,你抱紧我!”展碧云双手紧紧的抱住了田小海,双腿也将他的腰缠得紧紧的。(本章完)
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