第220章 美人计(1 / 1)
极品小仙医
白龙秀才
1185 字
2023-09-19
一听牛大志要带田小海去见美女镇长白秋凌,村长古德高立马炸毛了。他不服气地吼道:“牛大志,你有没有搞错,白镇长让我和你一起招待她,你咋能把田小海这种穷吊丝叫来呢?白镇长说了,她是带重要客户来咱们村观参的,我警告你,真要出了问题,你怕是要吃不了,兜着走!”“白镇长年轻漂亮,田小海帅气有干劲。我觉得让他去接待镇长和客户会更合适一些。毕竟,都是年轻人嘛!更有话题更接地气。”牛大志笑着答道:“至少由小海来做客户的导游,比你强多了。”他想带田小海多和上边的人接触,以利这小子以后的发展。田小海发展了,牛大志也能跟着水涨船高。“哼!牛大志你别自作聪明了。白镇长可是一个独立特行的女人,他怎么可能会需要田小海这种没有见识的穷吊丝做导游呢!你想多了!”村长古德高气得咬牙切齿。“不试试又怎么知道呢?”牛大志也不服气地怼道。“哼!那你就等着被白镇长骂吧!话我已经通知到了,你听不听,那是你的事情,到时别惹得白镇长不高兴,小心连你这个村支书也被撤了。”古德高冷声答了一句,气呼呼地转身朝会堂外走去。牛大志没有理会古德高。他微笑着转过脸朝一旁的田小海喊了一句:“小海,收拾一下,准备接见美女镇长吧!这可是你逆袭的绝佳机会。我也回去准备一下,十分钟后,咱们村口见。”“行,知道了,你先忙吧!十分钟后,我到村口来找你。”田小海点头应了一声,旋即转身朝会堂里的乡亲们,又寒喧了几句,这才慢慢悠悠地朝村委会的外头走去。他打算回家,换一身干净整洁的衣服。刚走到一半时,忽听身旁的菜园子里传来了一阵女声。“小海,你过来一下。”田小海扭头一看,正是村里的寡妇刘秀兰,挎着个菜蓝子,正在园子里掰玉米棒子。“秀兰婶,你咋在这儿?你没去会堂里开会吗?”田小海好奇地问道。“咋没去呢!我还看到你和村长干仗了呢!我寻思着,会议没那么快结事,这不,刚抽空离开一会儿,挎着菜蓝子到菜园子里来摘菜了。”刘秀兰嗔怪地瞟了田小海一眼:“咋了,现在被富婆包养,就看不上婶婶了?连和我多说几句都有些不耐烦了。”“哪能的事呢!”田小海笑着点头道:“我这不是要回家去换衣服,再去村口接人嘛!秀兰婶你有事么?要是没事的话,我就先走了。”“当然有事!”刘秀兰瞟了田小海一眼,笑着朝他招了招手道:“你先过来,你要进来了,我才能和你细细说。”“啥事啊!还要进来才能细说?”田小海有些好奇地推开菜园子,挤身钻了进去,笑着问道:“秀兰婶,说吧!到底是啥事?”“我的凉鞋不小心扔到枣树上去了。小海,你能不能帮我取一下?”刘秀兰微微一笑,旋即用手指了指身旁的一棵足足有十几米高的枣树。“秀兰婶,你凉鞋咋会扔这上边去了?”田小海低头,朝刘秀兰雪白的小脚丫子瞄了瞄,不禁有些好奇。“唉!别提了。”刘秀兰低下了头,红着脸道:“村长那王八蛋,刚才可能是在会堂里受了你的气。他……他路过我家菜园子里,正好撞见了我在摘菜,可能是我的衣服没扣好,被这王八蛋,看到胸前的雪白了。这混蛋,跑进菜园子里就摸我,你说我能不气吗?我一脚就踩在了他的脚背上,痛得古德高那王八蛋,转身就跑。我心里气啊!脱了脚下的凉鞋就扔了过去,谁知人没有砸中,却不小心把凉鞋给飞到树枝丫上去了。”“又是古德高这王八蛋,迟早要把这混蛋送进去。”田小海骂了一句,旋即点头应道:“行,我先帮你把鞋子取下来。”他一阵助跑,纵身一跃,跳到枣树的树枝丫上去了,继而抱着树干,飞快地往上爬。不到两分钟的时间,他便将刘秀兰的凉鞋取了下来,扔在了刘秀兰的跟前。“秀兰婶,来,凉鞋还给你。”说完,他转身就准备往家中走去。“等等,小海我想和你商量个事儿。”刘秀兰喊道。“秀兰婶,啥事啊?”田小海好奇道。“这事儿不急,我先问你个问题。”刘秀兰妩媚一笑,小声道:“小海,你那地方还疼吗?”“啥地方?”田小海一脸惊讶道。“林阿豹先前踢你那地方啊!”。“当然不疼!要是疼我就不会让这家伙踢了。”田小海笑着摇头道。“妈呀!你那地方还
真是铁打的啊!踢这么重,你竟然连痛都不痛一下?”刘秀兰一脸震惊地张大了嘴巴。这话,倒听得田小海有些不好意思了。他连忙岔开话题道:“秀兰婶,你刚才不是说有事儿和我商量吗?到底是啥事啊?”“这事儿,需要你的配合才成。”刘秀兰望了望田小海,轻声问道:“小海,你是不是很想让村长帮你把承包合同给签了?婶婶我倒是有个不错的办法,让村长把字签了。”“哦!什么办法?说来听听!”田小海无比激动道。“美人计!”刘秀兰微笑着朝田小海眨巴了一眼睛:“村长这老色鬼一直想要得到我,都来骚扰过我好多次了,又是短信又是电话、微信的。烦得要命。以前我害怕这老色鬼,烦他又不敢得罪他。现在,有你撑腰,我不怕这老色鬼了。我决定好好的治一治这老色鬼。”“你打算如何治?”田小海问道。“我打算把他引到一个地方去,然后等他要对我下手的时候,你就把这一幕拍下来。这就是他犯罪的证据。有了这个,你手中就有村长的把柄。到时你把承包合同往他手中一甩,他想不签字都难了。”刘秀兰一脸得意地笑道:“我这办法不错吧!”“错是不错,就怕鱼儿不上钩啊!”田小海笑道。“你放心吧!三天之内,这老色鬼肯定会来勾搭我。到时我叫你过来,你躲在暗处拍就好了。准能成。”刘秀兰颇有自信地点头一笑,很快,又见她脸色一沉,表情凝重道:“不过,你小子一定要在暗中保护我,千万不能让村长这王八蛋真的把我上了。要是你让村长,真的把我睡了,我会恨你一辈子!”“秀兰婶,你放心,有我在,村长睡不了你。”田小海点头安慰道。他掏出手机看了一下时间,已经耽误了十来分钟,这才想起自己还没有换衣服。“秋兰婶,我得去村口接重要人物了,先走了!”田小海转身就走。“喂!啥重要人物啊!”刘秀兰好奇道。“美女镇长要下乡,村支书让我来替这美女镇长当导游。不说了,我先去换衣服接人吧!白镇长用不了多久就到了。”田小海解释一句,便出了菜园,快步朝家中跑去。(本章完)
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