第103章 你怎么还活着?(1 / 1)
极品大昏君
陈三寻
1306 字
2023-09-17
这下他真的无奈了,这踏马的也是道观,就是称其为茅房都不为过。旁边地上还有一块破木板,上面歪歪斜斜写着两句诗。宝剑辉煌,驰逐千邪归海外,旌旗闪烁,招来百福赐人间!李奕看完更是诧愕,关键就这二十个字里面有几个字好像还写错了。若非是当日见识过这破烂道人的本事,打死他都不会相信住在这里的会是一个高人,说是骗子一点也不为过。哪怕是李奕心性再沉稳,此刻也难以隐藏脸上的嫌弃。都说道家向来修心且修身,可也没必要这么艰苦吧?叶青鸾秀眉紧蹙,见李奕一脸嫌弃,忙笑道:“陛下,来都来了,不如去一探究竟,或许真的是其貌不扬的世外高人也说不定。”“可能这个破烂道人就是瞎猫碰上死耗子,根本就是个骗子。”李奕连连摇头。“来都来了,看看呗,就当陪臣妾出来踏青了如何?”叶青鸾拉着李奕就朝茅草屋走去。李奕看了一眼茅草屋,手一抬,十几道身影齐齐落地,半跪低头。“留下三人,其他人戒严四周!”李奕下令。来都来了,那就看看再说,就是带着这个念头,几个人靠近了这破茅草屋,布满斑驳青苔的石阶,墙壁上蛛网密布,院子里杂草丛生,一点也不像有人居住的痕迹。李奕和叶青鸾慢慢走进,喊了几声,也没人回应,只能硬着头皮继续朝屋内走去。透过四处漏风的墙壁,他一眼就看到屋内也破烂不堪,中间的只剩半边腿的躺椅上窝着一个浑身破烂的老道,正是那日遇到的那位。刺鼻的酒味扑面而来,夹杂着阵阵恶臭,让人忍俊不禁。不过,值得一提的是正堂上挂着的三清画像,一尘不染,整洁如新。“弃天子不为,立定脚跟归大道,视其神固有,高坐帝位主重玄。”破烂道人伸了一个懒腰,口中念叨着。脑袋一转,又继续睡了下去。李奕脸色难看,这也是个道士,仙风道骨呢,气质脱俗呢?身后,叶青鸾却是一脸认真,还连连点头,说了句,“好诗。”李奕撇了撇嘴,从哪里听得出是好诗,而且这副尊容实在是难登大雅之堂,索性就算了吧,伸手拉过叶青鸾,“算了,回宫吧,回去生太子。”“陛下,怎么能半途而废呢!”叶青鸾坚定的眼神,又让李奕打消了回宫的念头。算了,来都来了嘛?“哼,要是个江湖骗子,休怪朕派人拿他入大狱!”李奕眉头一皱,决定要收拾一下这个破烂道人。这天下不太平,百姓困苦,这些江湖骗子犹如蛆虫一股脑的钻了出来,假装卜算吉凶祸福,替人消灾解愁,背地里干的却是骗人钱财,丧尽天良的勾当。这一点,李奕早就有所耳闻,正好借此杀杀这股邪风!就在这时,老道忽然起身,伸了一个懒腰,一脸慵懒,“嘿嘿,老道昨夜算了一卦,就知道一大早就有人来给我送银子,果不其然。”李奕冷哼一声,“哼,我的银子可不是那么容易拿的,小心小命不保!”“哈哈哈,老道替自己算过了,寿限未至,想死都死不成喽。”破烂道人一点也不以为意。“是吗?”“我今日非要看看你能不能死!”李奕刚抬起头,就在这时,啪的一声,破门直接打开。“贵客,进屋一叙如何?”李奕倒要看看,这个破烂道人到底是葫芦里卖的什么药,索性就大大方方走了进去。“且慢,你出去,让姑娘进来!”此言一出,李奕懵了,叶青鸾也懵了,就连三位内机监高手也面露不解。“好,青鸾小心点!”李奕压住心头怒火,心里打定主意,今日不管破烂道人是不是骗子,也要让他知道今日的花儿,为何这样红!叶青鸾看着李奕憋气的模样,不由得捂嘴轻笑,一对大眼睛滴溜滴溜的,“夫君,稍等一下,妾身去一探究竟。”李奕沉默了,思绪繁复。不得不说,江湖的水真的很深,不知道有多少能人异士隐藏其中,独善其身,飘飘于独世而立。可这个吗?实在是没有半点世外高人的样子。倒像是个无赖!破烂道人站起身来,竟托起酒缸,满满的喝了一大口,然后打了一个酒嗝,用脏兮兮的袖子使劲的擦了擦嘴。叶青鸾也忍不住问道:“敢问道长可会卜算吉凶祸福?”“没错,当然……”等破烂道人转身的瞬间,酒都瞬间醒了,死死的盯着叶青鸾,浑身都在哆嗦,“你……你的脸!”“我的脸,怎么?”叶青鸾下意识的摸了摸脸。“我去,骨有凤纹,皮有凤羽,母仪天下,天下大吉!”破烂道人连蹦带跳的,仿佛得了失心疯,最后拍手叫好,“好呀,好呀,果真是如此,老道此生是第一次见到,第一次呀,天生凤命!”“不对,你是谁,莫非是当今皇后娘娘?”此言一出,全场震惊。尤其是李奕当场愣在了原地,他可是一直都觉得这个破烂道人是个江湖骗子的!就一眼,直接点破了叶青鸾的真实身份!这是什么情况?可别忘了,叶青鸾自嫁入皇宫以来,一直都是恪守皇家规矩,大门不出,二门不迈,一直待在宫中,普通人根本没见过她的真容模样。可破烂道人竟一口说出她是母仪天下,那不就是当今皇后娘娘吗?“你快说,到底是谁?”“难道你还不是当今皇后娘娘吗?那可了不得,你早晚都要入宫的,成为一人之下,万人之上,母仪天下。”“老道斗胆请未来的皇后娘娘给老道赏个几万两金子,给老道留个棺材板。”破烂道人已经彻底疯了,在屋
里又蹦又跳的,发了疯的围着叶青鸾转,脸上透出一股鸡贼。李奕彻底无语了,这个老道不是个正经人!他当即推门走进,一把将叶青鸾拉回身边,冷道:“老道,还记得我吗?”“你……你……”见到李奕,破烂道人再一次结巴起来,“你竟然还活着,这怎么可能!”这话让一直淡然的叶青鸾秀眉紧蹙,语气顿时不善,“老道长,你这是在诅咒我家相公不成?”“不是,我……等等,什么,你相公!”破烂道人跟听了什么惊奇事一样。“真的假的?”李奕毫不避讳的将叶青鸾拉到身边,狠狠地亲了一口,“这还有假。”破烂道人伸长了脖子,两撇胡须上下晃动,“小子,你命够好的,娶了这么一个媳妇,厉害,厉害呀!”“你就是不想飞黄腾达都不行!”“我靠,老天爷真是瞎了狗眼,就你小子这德行,那点比得上老道,真是不公平,好白菜都让猪拱了!”老道一脸嫉妒的盯着李奕,那模样恨不得吃了李奕。叶青鸾秀眉紧蹙,心中不悦,她都想出手教训一下这个口无遮拦的老道,简直是欺人太甚,半点规矩也没有。“老道,注意言辞!”内机监高手眉头一皱,怒不可遏,手中长刀微微一动,敢跟当今天子拍拍打打,活腻了?谁知老道根本不怕,扫视一圈,撇嘴道:“你们这几个身上都带着气,可是了不得,将来个个都能封侯拜相。”说的那几个内机监高手个个难掩喜色,心中的怒气也转眼烟消云散。老道目光再度落到李奕身上,摇头晃脑了一番,又捏着指头算了半天,最后狠狠咽了一口唾液,“横死命!”“什么叫横死命?”叶青鸾也听出不对劲,手心捏了一把汗。老道认真的盯着李奕,“就是必死命,必然横死的命格,而且按照你的命格,你早就应该死了。”“咦,不,不对呀,你,你怎么还活着?”
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